See if you can guess the answers to these Thanksgiving riddles:
Q: What female is always asked to say the Thanksgiving blessing? A: Grace
Q: What do accountants do on thanksgiving? A: Count their blessings
Q: Why can't you take turkeys to church? A: Because they use such fowl language.
Q: What did the pilgrims use to bake a cake? A: May-flour
Q: Why didn't the turkey finish dessert on Thanksgiving? A: She was stuffed!
Q: What smells the best on Thanksgiving? A: Your nose
Q: Where does Thanksgiving come after Christmas? A: In the dictionary.
Q: What kind of music do pilgrims like? A: Plymouth Rock
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: It was the chicken's day off.
Q: Why did they let the Turkey join the thanksgiving band? A: Because he had the drumsticks.
Disposable Thanksgiving Placemat featuring funny riddles that can be read at the table.